As tomorrow is going malaysia,
so i think that i should update my blog before going
=]

long time no blog le!
anyone got miss me???
(miss mee got la.. but sure don't have miss me... )

Let me report a little bit on what i have done!
=]
i am damn slow i tell you!
really very slow!!
i only did PE, maths, geo MCQs and lit...
slow right?!
vic even completed one of the english one,
her chinese gonna finish and her geo that kana sai photo thing also finish le!
fast right?!
if only i as fast as her...
sad...
nvm!
i thursday chiong english, chinese and geo!
=]
and...
MOODLE SUCKS!
BUT HOMEWORK SUCKS MORE!

Monday
Choiong videos!
SO SAD!
TUDOU CAN'T LOAD!!
=[
but heng thing some users in youtube got upload some parts of kuso
=D!
love those users!
=p

got one part,
very funny!
the guest is chen yi ru
i swear that i don't like chen yi ru!
I SWEAR!!!
then he is supposed to do 喜怒哀乐
then everytime he do one,
he kana hit by the host!
hahaha!
he is considered huo gai lor!
cos he do until...
like not seriously lor...
like very gao xiao!
lols!
and...
I ALSO WANT HIT CHEN YI RU!!
hehehe!
=x
ying xiang is gonna kill got this sentence
but who cares??
she hit people also not pain one lor!!
=p

then the girls have to act happy ...
very hao xiao!
they laugh until very funny lor!!!!!
i don't know
=p
you might find me lame,
but you need to see the video first then say
who knows?
maybe you will laugh more than me!

then chen yi ru have to do one also!
omg!
he very damn funny lor!
at the end he still do his famous "sunshine" pose
=.=....
will post the videos next time...

i remember i watched another one...
still on chen yi ru de...
also funny...
but then i forgot where funny le...
=p

Tuesday

got band...
omg!
today rained damn heavy sia!
i was drenched totally lor!
stupid rain!!!

at band, before mr tan come,
my senior suddenly want me to 飙高音
fang xin...
is on clarinet...
=p
then she want me to reach the high high c for her...
then i reach liao,
then she go talk talk with the second clarinet girls,
then she tell me i go second clarinet...
wa...
fast sia...
i haven even played clarinet for 6 months and transfered to second clarinet le...
but then why they don't want transfer ayin leh??
she played clarinet longer than me leh...

ai yo ...
no point thinking of this...
let me tell you the good and bad thing about being transfered to second clarinet...

good :
that means you blow your clarinet quite well and can reach high notes!
=]
happy!
I IMPROVED!!

bad :
have to learn the pieces all over again...
cos third and second clarinet plays different parts,
and the notes are much higher...

lols...

then when i was sitting there,
the three girls in second clarinet started talking on how to differentiate me and victoria...
=.=
there are three things they said

one.
vic vic's glasses are purple, mine is blue

second.
vic got use clip, i didn't...

third!
victoria ng shu shu's shoes are dirtier than mine!!
LOLS!!!
i didn't tell them that my shoes are the new one
and i still got another pair the old one at home
=p

ok...
band got nothing else to say le...

WEEE~!
TOMORROW GO MALAYSIA!!
=]
*EXCITED!!!*

end of post~!

It's holiday!!
weee~!
Can sleep late late and wake up late late le!!
wooohoooo~!
but then...
the homeworks!
oh damn!
i don't understand why teachers like to give a lot of homeworks!
marking very hao wan meh?!
give so many for what?!
half of my holiday already gone from having to go back school for three days and you all give us so many homeworks to do!
totally hate march and september holidays!
cos it is not holidays!
keep having to go back school and still give us so many homeworks!
!!
i know the teachers always say what you all do one only i mark 40,
then don't give la!
then we don't need do and you don't need mark!
give so much for what?!

自讨苦吃 sia
but then at least now completed the geo MCQs!
i tell you!
IT's EASY!
REALLY EASY!
you don't have to reply much on your textbook sia!
but then it is still needed la...

victoria did lit and pe le!
omg!
so fast sia!

ok!
enough complaining and crapping....

Saturday(yesterday)
some kind of stayed home for the whole day
=]
hehehe~!
home sweet home!

watched 周日八点档 as usual...
omg!!
there is this dog called 娃娃
OMG!

它好厉害!
he knows how to 倒立 sia!!
she/he is so cute and li hai!!!!!!!!
the owner and him/her have very good 默契 also!

i love 周日八点档!
cos everyweek get to see cute dogs and 躲猫猫 is kinda nice too
=]

Sunday (today)

went to watch water horse today with vic vic and ah ma!
=]
SI LEE YING XIANG!
she go meet chen yi ru and don't want to watch movie with us le!
LEE YING XIANG!

你给我记住！

重色轻友 ah you!
you will die when school reopens!!
cos me and ah ma will strangle to death!
and flood you with all the bad things we scold chen yi ru!
and !!
WATER HORSE IS MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE CUTER THAN CHEN YI RU!!

OMG!
THE BABY WATER HORSE IS CUTE!!
not in terms of appearance but the way it acts!
oh my!!
I WANT TO PINCH IT!
IT'S SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
=D

lols!
at the cinema hor,
got a boy he laugh damn loud lor!!
LOL!!
then got one part was like only a little bit funny,
so not much people laughed,
then become like his laughing sound damn distinctive!
omg!
so hao xiao!

DAMN IT!
tudou cannot load!
I WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS!!!
=[

didn't blog yesterday,
did anyone miss me?? (*ka-phew!*)
haha~!

Thursday (yesterday)

Mdm nisha's children is really damn funny!!
lols!
her daughter very 爱国 ...
stand up the table and sing majula singapura,
and some more sing until like as if she is calling ma-ta...
Her maid also very smart!
give her son a butter knife to cut orange!
so smart!!!

yesterday had speech day rehearsal...

blew two pieces - singapore experience and wings of freedom...
the singapore experience was like kana sai!
seriously i think that the band sounds kinda kana sai...
=x
srry if i said anything wrong...

lols!
the ho ho ho song is like making my seniors laughing like siao lor!
the song very funny leh,
then everyone is making fun or it or laughing at it!
and then some more other people 'ho' , jonathon is 'har'
he like suddenly say har and then the mic was like to near to him,
so we can hear that "har" loud and clear!

笑死我们了！
then some more a trumpet senior figured out the note and blew the ho ho song in trumpet!
pro sia!
hahaha~!

i don't understand why,
different musical groups will like have 仇 between each other...
why ah?
any kind souls enlighten me??
(no thanks to victoria ng shu shu aka laughing buddha =.=)

Friday (today)

WEEEE~!!!
last day of school!!!
school holidays rocks!
but then normally this kind of one week holiday will have more than two or three days need to go back school de...
sad...
=[
see all my tears coming out le!
hehe~!

today skipped band to go for the confidence building course.
the course was much better than what i expected

ok,
let's talk one by one...

abseiling..
I AM SUEY DE!
ABSEILING IS THE SCARIEST AND I KANA NEED TO GO ABSEILING FIRST AMONG THE THREE!
DAMN IT!

but then this time i was like...
didn't stay up there for long...
he called me lean back and i lean liao,
although i very damn scared cos it feels like as if i am falling down...
and i didn't shout

"不可以！要掉了！ 我的手很滑！"
haha~!

my abseiling skills very damn lan leh!
i at first too slow,
like tortoise like that,
then want to let go rope but only can let go that little bit,
and my hands gripped really hard.
but then when i am lower,
i was like as if taking escalator...
i tried to stop liao lor!
but then don't know why cannot!
i already put my hands over to my another side of the waist and i still cannot stop it!
is my hand siao???

lols!
then when we waiting for jill to come down,
we were like all talking about 敖犬,
cos we hope that this will make her come down
we were all saying things like :

敖犬在下面等你！
hahaha~!
and she in the end got come down!
lol!

rock climbing...

hahaha~!
the easiest and the least scariest in the three!
but then in our group,
everybody was like only one or two steps(although i managed to get my head pass the red line)...
TEO AH MA AND VICTORIA CLIMB UNTIL REALLY HIGH LEH!!
OMG!

*羡慕！！*
and as told by teo ah ma,
wee lee reached the top!
FREAK!

and when vic vic is climbing,
we also said things like :

萧敬藤和杨宗伟在等你！(said by lee ying xiang) and

萧敬藤和杨宗伟在上面唱歌等你！(said by me, but unfortunately, she didn't hear it! SO SAD!)

flying fox...

lols!
the only thing that i have not tried before in hua yi,
although i have "fly" before during my p5 camp...

the instrutor's 1 2 3 got magic one leh!
i initially mutter under my breath and say i don't dare to jump,
then he say we do it together ok?
i count 1, 2, 3 then you jump
then he count 1, 2, 3 then i close my eyes and my feet are off the platform le...
magic sia!
i didn't feel anything pushing me at all leh!
hahaha~!
next time flying fox i want that instrutor!!

we managed to catch lee ying xiang "fly"..
lol!!!
and as usual,
we said things like:

辰亦儒在下面等你！！
and i even said :

你再不下来我就讲辰亦儒的坏话！
hahah~!!
lols!
heng thing they didn't say mine
=p
anyway,
i am not mad about s.h.e,
i just support s.h.e!
=]

lee ying xiang screamed again!
she last year play also got scream,
this time also got scream...
but then she say this time she scream got the instrutor pushed her that cable thingy!
if it is me,
and if i cannot pluck up my courage to jump down,
i will thank the instrutor if he really pushes me down lor!
i won't hate him sia...
(anyway, when i "flew" in p5, i was also pushed =])

ok!
no more craps le!

one last thing,

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

I am here again!
=]

skip to HE
=]
weee~!
cos mrs lee went to see principal,
we got one and a half free period!
wooohoooo~!
had a great fun there!
especially when vanessa and di wei fight!
i laugh until stomach pain
lols!

heng lor!
heng thing today no practical,
or i die!
cos unfortunately,
i can't find my apron....
but then i still got a spare set at home
=]
phew phew!

skip to el...

omg!
i joking with TWL to tell mr lee to show our video,
and she really said it!

对不起，阿妈！

我不是故意的！

我没有想到TWL真的跟mr lee说！

and lastly,


五熊 is hosting for today's 娱乐百分百！

WATCH CH U!

AT 5 PM!!

=]

end of post!

today was good overally,
cos there is more good things than bad things...

skip to pe!

OMG!
I LOVE FLOORBALL!!
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY NETBALL!!!
I WANT FLOORBALLLLLLLLL~~~~!!

i siao liao sia that time!!!
i keep laughing lor!!
the game was GREAT!
damn fun!
=]

LOLS!
i had a stupid fall...
let me elaborate on it
=]

cos i was the defender,
so i got no stick!
then i have to block the ball ball
then i tried to block ma,
then i forgot whose stick is at there, think it is cherilyn's,
then i accidentally stepped on it and slipped!
i hurt my knee!!!
then when i hurt liao i was like there laughing like siao lor!!!
hahaha~!!
too high le!
=p
but then it is actually quite pain de,
BUT I DON'T MIND!
=]

SI LIN SEN!!!
he keep hitting my head lor!!!
he use his hands to hit my head and also got use shuttlecock sia!!
!!!!!!!
GUO FEN LA~!!!!
anyhow beat my head!
my head so innocent lor!
I gonna throw my readers' digest very soon!!!!

Band

oh damn!
i hate that what Armenia dances de kana sai!!
damn difficult la!!!!
duke ellington also!
i only learn for a few months only leh!
haven even half a year lor!!

WOOO~!!!
one of the parents actually complained about band always ended very late,
so we are let off early!!
i got home at only 6.15 leh!!!
i love that parent sia!
but then that parent a littel bit kua zhang,
she called and said that if we don't dismiss,
she will come and chop our heads...
=.=
we got around 70 heads (including the sec 1s/newcomers) for you to chop here,
she can chop until her hands are tired
=p

end of post~!

HELLO!
have you enjoyed the videos in the last post?
hahaha~!
cos of the video,
everybody tagging me
and saying that the videos are damn funny!
=]
hehehe~!!
*happy happy*
THANKS FOR TAGGINGGGG~!!!
will try find more videos!
but then might take some time,
cos these videos are like...
seen like last year...
=[
sad!
and i think this show like no more le!!!
omg!!!
WHAT A SAD THING!!
THIS SHOW DAMN FUNNY LOR!!
I WANT THIS SHOW~!!

ok,
back to today!

today laughed like siao!
cos got a lot thing to laugh!
firstly is when recaping the videos with ah ma, lee ying xiang, si hui and jasmin!
hahaha~!!!

then is when i fought with lin sen
lols!
are you shock??
rough right me??
hehehe!
but then only small fight and last for only a while...
not even 5 minutes
SAD!
i lost!!
ARGH!!!
SI LIN SEN!

(chinese words have to leave a line between them, or else will overlap)

你给我记住！

我一定会报仇的！！

小心一点！
!!!!

HE HIT MY HEAD A LOT OF TIMES LOR!!!!
FREAK HIM!!!
IF HE REALLY MAKE ME DAMN ANGRY I DON'T CARE LE LA!
I EVERYTHING THROW AT HIS HEAD LE LA!
TEXTBOOKS (the heavier the better =p), MY BAG, PENCIL BOX etc. might just end up hitting his head!
hahaha~!

有被吓到吗？？

如果有，

对不起哦，

但是要是我真的很生气，

我就不知道我会不会这样

因为当你生气的时候，

你的情绪是很难控制的！

所以很容易做出这种事

LOLS!
find myself very funny!
cos one moment scolding si lin sen,
next moment saying sorry to those who xia dao...
i think i am mad!
被死林森气疯了！

then after school stayed back to do the mask...
only managed to make the nose and eyes...
THANKS WEITING!!!!
=]

then when doing ,
a malay boy suddenly come up and ask to see my mask,
and to my surprise,
i actually dare to say don't want!
hahaha~!!
then the malay boy go see vic's mask (cos she is painting)
then vic ask ah ma

"他做么?"
then the malay boy say what he understand chinese
but i doubt he knows lor!
lols!
=x

end of post~!

It's video time!
below are some funny videos,
maybe you think that it is not funny
but i find it kinda funny
=]
and i say first hor!
i DON'T LIKE yan ya lun or chen yi ru or fei lun hai...
i just find these videos funny only...




This part is funny!
the yan ya lun accidentally hit the chair onto the host's there!
lols!!
笑死我了！
in case you don't know,
they are supposed to act a scene in 终极一班 whereby 田欣 is kidnapped



this one also damn funny lor!
lols!
and then some more chen yi ru fell down the chair!
then after they act finish le the whole place was like in a mess!
lolssssss~~~!!!!



lols!
this one is they need to keep 耍帅 while they are acting!
the scene is supposed to be very sad de lor!
but then give them like this act suddenly become damn funny!
and the girl pro lor!
first pose then yan ya lun ko le!
lols!!!!!!



this one is the video recommended by teo ah ma!
haha!
i don't how to say to you why it is funny,
want to know then see it yourself!
=]
but then this is not very funny la,
but still can laugh



this one!
haha~!
yan ya lun 被耍了！
lols!
你们的招牌在哪里？！
我要拆了它！
先生，谢谢你哦！
我们今天营业最后一天，
谢谢你帮我们拆招牌！
hahahaha~!!!



lols!
this one is the 短剧！
the guest is 辰亦儒 & 五熊！
五熊 very cute leh！
she like toot toot de (in this 短剧)
=]



PART 2!



PART 3!

ok!!
end of this video post!!!
ENJOY THE VIDEO!
AND THE STOMACH PAIN IT GIVES YOU WHEN YOU LAUGH TOO MUCH!
=p